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On a Lighter Note
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Exactly! 😉
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I have followed this thread with great interest, as I find Tom’s description of his misfortunes fascinating, and everyone else’s fascination with the misfortunes to be even more fascinating.
After studying all of the pictures posted, I do have a question:
Does Tom’s grandmother know that he is wearing her shorts?
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I see an increase in dues coming very soon for the previous poster…….
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Well. I was right there when the the you-know-what hit everthing but the fan. The only witness. Since Tom has fessed up there’s no sense in my trying to extract hush money from Tom.
I had to make a lightning fast decision. Jump out of the way, faster than a speeding bullet, or help Tom. I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck, you know. So I bolted. But Tom may be faster than a speeding bullet because he had his finger on the valve button mighty quick. Too late though. The hose fitting had separated from the hose.
The shoes? Yup. Got ’em again. Don’t tell Jimmy Buffet ’cause they’re Margaritaville brand shoes like mine. But I paid $29.99 and Tom paid double that. That p’d him off even more when I told him.
The shorts? Not sure.
Tom does get points on the silicone tip though. I thought it was a good idea until he said, “Nah. I’ll just screw the damn fitting to the end”. More to come. Obviously.
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Doug after closer inspection of the nuclear waste site at ETLC, now that the Hazmat team from the Tennessee Department of Enviornmental Services has cleared the area and declared it safe, I see the skid marks you left in the parking lot ajacent to the said area.
I was close by working on my new tool box and I thought I felt a slit breeze and a flashing figure go by out of the corner of my eye, you know, kind of like the Flash on tv, just a blur so I’m not sure it was you.
I had a report about four o’clock that the guilty party is in up state New York as we speak so all is clear here at ETLC Hearthside Resort. We want have to be on gaurd here untill October for the ETLC service seminar.
Eventhough there is no Ten Year rule here we might have to have an emergency board meeting to discuss the need for a Sewer Station Attendant for those that seem to be handicaped or just careless. We could cover the cost of the employee with fees collected at the Sewer Station.
Let us hear from all you PC members regarding the Sewer Station Fee.
Maybe instead of a fee Jeff could increase the price of his oil changes and just absorb that into the overhead ?
You know something else I didn’t think about, the guilty party should have collected the waste material and ferlized our new plants out front. Miracle Grow is getting expensive !
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Buddy…doesn’t Jon have dibs on all the “waste material”..aka poop for his garden?
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Normaly Mark he does but he has already done his garden this year, maybe next year.
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Colt finally comes out of the weeds and the witness protection deal he had to do.
Karl – Thanks for the support, it’s pretty thin here.
Doug – Suggest silicone for that pesky slide aux air leak.
Buddy – Watch your six.
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if I ever get another bus I had planned to take it to Jeffs for a once over but it seems that place is getting very restrictive with Buddy there as the Mayor and Chief of Police so maybe I’ll go some where else.
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I hope everyone is enjoying this as much as I am. There was a time when I got picked on for my flip phone and huge collection of Lennon Sisters four track tapes. But no longer. Tom will never be able to escape the ball breaking that is going to follow him wherever he goes.
I think we should have a contest to see if we can come up with a new nickname for Tom. Truk just will not work anymore because it lacks the true description of his activities.
I’ll start by suggesting he now be known as “Dump Truk”.
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Jon you woke up sharp this morning. “Dump Truk” may never be equaled.
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I hate to agree with Jon on anything, but his “Dump Truk” is the winner on this entire thread. Way to go Jon, sharp as ever.
P.S. Tom, bet you never saw that (name this boo-boo) coming when you started this thread, did you?
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Lets look at this objectively………….We all know accidents happen. We caan accept that and forgive those who have an occasional OOOPs.
But clearly we are seeing a pattern here and no amount of discussion is going to explain why two in succession are accidents. I have been asked to change the user name and signature line, but I will let shoe boy do that himself.
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I have been begging for a “Like” button for two years now…. we really do need one..
Cheers…Diane
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Kirby and Linda…
I was just thinking the same thing …hahaha
Diane
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