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‘Twas the night before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the place not a person was stirring, it was quite a disgrace.
The stockings were hung by the Prevost with care, in hopes Tom and Jon would not show up bare.
The members were nestled some drinking from kegs, as visions of dues increases danced in their heads. While some in the kitchen were cooking a roast others were dreaming of a driverless coach.
When outside the bus there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed concerned about my bladder. Away to the window I limped like a senior, tore my pajamas, but maintained my demeanor.
With me as a driver, so lively and quick, I see merging drivers and they make me sick. I think of my plans all Rose petals and honey but I’m going to see Jeff and he’ll take all my money
He spoke not a word, just went straight to his work, fixed an airbag and gave me a smirk. While working away he started to sing, with his Cheshire like smile always meaning Ka-ching.
He sprang to his truck but that was no treat, he’d forgotten a wrench he’d left on the seat. With a high alto voice I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”
Harry
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12 Replies
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Priceless Harry, Merry Christmas.
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Great Harry, you haven’t lost that gift of prose. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
legal disclaimer: (the term yours, includes the bus)
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Excellent, Harry! Merry Christmas to all. 🎄🎅🤶
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A Christmas picture of Tom…
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The original caption said, Shitters Full.
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Mikee, I believe that face looks a lot like Tom’s did at that fatal moment.
GREAT POST!
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Thought it might have looked like Jon when he ran out of rose petals
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A Liberty never runs out of rose petals. In fact when a person becomes a Liberty owner even their farts have a very pleasant scent. It’s magic.
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When Tom and I decided to forbid certain conversations that tended to be polarizing, one topic we never considered was rose petals and similar discussions.
Owners of other conversions are just going to have to accept owning a Liberty has certain benefits.
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Nice job Harry. Now fess up – Dee wrote it. Hope yall had a great Christmas. Have a Happy mcNew Year.
2025 Marathon H3 / 4th Prevost
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I was at a dump station many, many years ago when someone in a plastic coach passed by. He was just driving by but had to stop and say “we all become equals when we have to dump that stuff”. I said that’s true but in a Prevost, my stuff doesn’t stink. He drove off pretty quickly and I just chuckled to myself. OK, so I use Happy Camper for long term dry camping (no smell at all) and during short dry camping periods it’s not too bad as that’s why the connections have seals!
So shoot me, I’m a Prevost Snob!
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Loc, I can neither confirm nor deny that accusation!
Fulltime, Bang!
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