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I was just wondering ?
As we come to the close of another decade, have any of you found the answers to these questions yet??
It’s almost 2020, I’m wearing out, and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I haven’t found out who let the dogs out…where’s the beef…how to get to Sesame Street… why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps…Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop……why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails…what does the fox say… why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator… why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons… why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections… and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to… why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune… why did you just try to sing those two previous songs… and just what exactly is Victoria’s secret? and where is Waldo?… Can you hear me now?…and do you really think I am this witty?? … I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s, uncle’s cousin’s who lived next door to an old class mate’s mailman…”
Now it is your turn to take it from me… Copy and Paste, change the age, and enjoy your day.
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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Al, you need another bus……………
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Why are you Boateral on a bus site?
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He’s had many big boats, long before he became MR MARATHON.
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Al, take a deep breath and settle down. Maybe for 2020 we will answer the questions for you, one a week if you are a good boy.
Park in a driveway, but drive on a Parkway?
Are there really 100 bottles of beer on the wall?
Is the check really in the mail?
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“why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune… “
An uninteresting piece of trivia.
This is a testimony to how many years we have been on the road together and the great lengths we have resorted to in order to stay awake at times.
My wife and I can sing The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star simultaneously and alternate lines as we go. KJo starts on one song and I on the other and we switch back and forth all the way through.
While most of you were earning degrees or building businesses, our youth was misspent on the road learning to do things that will never add one cent to the bottom line.
Davy
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Al, please go buy something with wheels you can sleep in, we’re worried.
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The “extra penny” is supposed to go to Jon for his share of the dues. I’m guessing that Truk has a shitload of pennies somewhere! Geo.
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Rats Doug, just now got it………duh
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I keep telling Al to get up to Coburg and get his next bus. There are several there according to the Marathon web site that would be a good fit for him. He keeps saying he is thinking about it…..
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Maybe I can help a little…
Waldo is a town on 301 in FL. between Starke and Gainsville.
Happy New Year to all.
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