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Not what I was expecting??/ No crystal…and tux.. level low problem??

[Don]

Caught belt loop on door striker going down steps.

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Empty Wallet!!!

[Larry & Diane]

That is hillarious!!! It happened to me on the first night we picked up the motorhome in Nashville……ON TWO PAIRS OF PANTS.

[AL]

This sounds like it is leading up to an ad for Sans-a-belt pants. I am sure you old pharts remember those. They were the ones your dad wore and usually the waist was just under his rib cage.

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Yep, see what you learn here. Out of 4 pair of jeans on the bus, 3 have the torn starboard belt loop.

As Jon pointed out, he doesn’t have that problem because his belt loops are only inches from his pits!

Andre – You’re the winner, if I can get your credit card, you can double your money.

[Bob]

Don’t let Tom fool you. He’s so old he has to lean against the door jam when he leaves the coach to keep from falling and that is why he keeps hooking.

Tom’s “hooking” is not to be confused with another type used as a revenue enhancer.

[Gerald]

REMEMBER THEM ? Hell I bet ya I got a pair in my closet somewhere ! They still sell those things in VFW magazine . I also got the sneakers with the velcro closers. Somewhere around here.

Hey Andre when are you coming home ? You got new neighbors at 129. Or you will soon as the old ones move out.

[Chas]

Red,

You need to get out more, we made it home Friday night.

Tom, Credit card already maxed out for prsents for grankids and bus parts. So I will have to pass on doubling my winnings.

[AL]

Thats funny ,Patti said she saw a prevost go by the other day but I thought she was imagining things. We;come home. Drop by when you get a chance and we will catch you up on the happenings in the neighborhood. Hey are you going to the rally at lazy days with us and ed shea and maybe some others ?

[Robert]

My story, when we first got our bus, we had a large hound dog who bolted one night as I was taking her for her evening walk before bed time. Nearly pulled my arm out of its socket! , So, I began backing down the steps ahead of her to make sure no other dogs were close by and it worked. Of course, now I have a couple pair of jeans with both the right and the left belt loops gone….oh well,jeans are replaceable, shoulders not so much.

[AL]

I agree with Jack!!!

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Been referred to by some as CRS, “can’t remember sh**…. and another …..

[Wayne]

Very interesting issues presented here. Unfortunately, unlike some who walk the hallways of this hallowed bus community haunt, I do not have all the answers. I wish to however, throw in a few ideas.

You might be an old geezer if:

You start every sentence with “back in my day.”

You watch The Price is Right, Days of our lives, Family Feud, but seldom see the ten o’clock news.

You have OD’ed on vitamin E at least two times.

You have Lawrence Welk Remembers Woodstock on vinyl and not CD.

Your wife whispers in your ear, “Do you want to upstairs and make love?” and you answer, “Make up your mind girl, I aint doing both.”

Everyone in a Coke commercial is younger than you and you notice that.

You can remember when a CD was a Certificate of Deposit, and if they kept it two years, you actually made some interest.

You pull your pants up so much that at your next class reunion, you are going to be a pair of pants with a head on it.

You walk into a room and your eyes are saying “Where is it?” and your brain is saying “What is it?”

When the cop asks you for your lic. you reply, “It aint on the back of the bus?”

You start sentences with the expression … “Back when the earth was still warm.”

You hand the kid your glasses, car keys, and dentures, before you step onto the Bungee Jump platform at the State Fair.

You have bought a coke for a nickle, seven cents if you kept the bottle, and you don’t know how to text message.

You look forward to the BOGO at International House of Pancakes and eat supper at 4PM.

You break your Viagra in half, because at your age, all you want to do is cuddle.

All your shirts have name tags, because your wife caught you introducing yourself at the Eagles Club as “Fruit of the Loom.”

You remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

You have been to the Grand Canyon ten times but do not remember it.

The most exciting part of your Love Life is pick-pockets or your last prostrate exam.

Several members of your graduating class in high school fought in the Civil War.

When you hear B-1 you don’t think of a Super-Sonic Bomber, but rather a vitamin supplement.

The only thing regular in your life is the cable bill.

And finally …. You look at your youngest grandson and say to him, “C’mere boy.” and when he comes up to you, you say ….. “Pull my finger!”

Yeah, that ought to do it.

BCO-CTA

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