[Archived]

Does anyone have any pills for the guy with ED?

[Archived]

Congratulations on your new position. If that doesn’t work out they are interviewing for a new FBI director.

[Archived]

Well done ED, if I remember, you couldn’t even walk around that part of the building because it was the ETLC junk, scrap, old take off crap that was a gold pile in Jeff’s mind. Glad you’re back, things went to hell while you were gone, I heard campground fee’s went to zero, there were a couple midnight runs on outside bus parts and a few coaches dumping their tanks without any hose.

Now I know why Fred is gone….

[Steve]

I want to know if you got to use Jeff’s new trailer to haul it all out….you know, the one Fred went to get.

[Archived]

I did Mark,

I loaded all the old charge air coolers, cruise airs, bus air compressors and lots of 8D batteries and made a midnight run to the scrap yard.

All the money I got will help pay for my camp ground fees here at ETLC RV Resort on the banks of beautiful Lake Telico.

I have another run scheduled to haul off all the 315 and 365 tires out back and if anyone needs any I have some old refrigerators I think will still work. Mostly in Almond or White.

[Archived]

Where is poor Fred in all this…..He must be feeling poorly or I am sure he would of been in here defending himself….I do know that Freds wife mentioned something about sending him back here by himself so she could have him out of her hair…..(Just saying)….

Really has been fun and lots of help having these guys around especially since my dad has been down and not back up to full speed yet…

[Dan]

I really don’t want to get in the middle of all this but I was very surprised to see how low the back end of Fred’s El Camino was as it left ETLC. It was not that low when I first got here.

[Dick]

WOW!Go offline for
a couple of days and everyone starts picking on me.Well, official notice… I’M BAAACK.

After that character
assignation by Buddy and his Dark Side boss, Tom I fully believe it would have
been easier to just say that I should not use them as a character reference
when I look for a new job. I contacted personnel
at ETLC and ask what had happened after I had done such a good job cleaning the
South Forty and de-weeding the fence line?

The truth finally comes out. Seems Buddy, who has been at ETLC for over 90
days, was shamed into having to go to work after seeing what a real worker
could do. All he had to do was clean up
a small corner outside the building and took photos to show his accomplishment
to the world. (you can see in the photo how small that area is) As far as the Executive Director title Buddy
gave himself, I have it on good authority (a Whitehouse leak) that Buddy took
his paid sick leave to go to Texas where he met a guy who had been in Mexico
and gave him some blue pills with a “V” on them. Buddy thought the “V” stood for vitamin. He was being worked to death just trying to
keep up with some OLD guy named Fred.

Buddy told Jeff that he got some vitamin pills that were
giving him more energy, but had some pleasant side effects. (We all wondered why Buddy would disappear
into his coach several times a day.) After showing the pills to Jeff, Jeff told him the pills were Viagra and
that he probably had E.D. With the
pills causing the blood in Buddy’s body going somewhere other than his brain,
Buddy misunderstood and thought Jeff told him he was ED. Buddy, being from Louisiana, thought ED stood
for Executive Director and had some Business Cards made by Vista Print showing
his name and ED.

I saw on Crime Stoppers where the Tennessee Police Sex
Crimes Unit is looking for a Charles Brown who has been giving his business
cards to ladies in the Wal Marts in Maryville and Madisonville telling them he
was the number one ED person in Tennessee.

As far as the ramps go, they had been laying around for a
long time and I was just helping Buddy clean up his area around the building. I also wanted to help Jeff since I knew if
Buddy got hold of them he would start polishing the underside of his coach and when
Jeff would use his flashlight under Buddy’s coach he would be blinded from the
reflection. I was just thinking of my
friends and how I could help them and protect them from hazards. And for that, I get publicly harassed.

At least Mark
understood how hard I had been working at ETLC and what a good job I was doing. I had hope for Andy, but it seems that Buddy
moved him to the Dark Side after I left Monday morning, so he is going to
be a problem.

The above is the total truth as I remember it.

At my age, my rememberer might
not be as good as it once was.

[Archived]

Ok Fred, I fess up.

[Archived]

Ok Fred, After trying to get things in shape around here, I have realized this is not a one man job. And the meds are not working.

I am making another ED decision on the fly, Will You Come To Back To Work.

I will see that Jeff gives you a considerable signing bonus. (Maybe an oil change or something)

Seems I acted irrationaly.

[Harry]

Both of you are bat shit squirrel nuts…I know…I’ve only been gone a short time. Comming back shortly and hopefully inject some “sanity”. Geo.

[Tradewinds Coach & Marine]

Who’s going to be at ETLC and RV Resort next Monday and Tuesday.

We’re headed to Bristol Motor Speedway at noon tomorrow for the the Short Track Nationals (Bill Prietzel will be in Diamond Bill Tandetzke’s modifed) then stopping at ETLC. Then to Indianapolis for the Dirt Mile at the Indiana Fairgrounds, IRP, and the 500.

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Tradewinds Coach
Kyle Bennett (Service)
Brian Miller (Sales)

[Archived]

Dick I will be here. Jeff is holding me hostage.

George, we are beyond any hope what so ever.

I’ve been here so long I am starting to look like Jeff Jr.

Next time you see me I may be smoking and have a crew cut !!!!!!!!!!!

[Archived]

I hope all members realize that the “volunteer” crew at ETLC that claims to be cleaning up old used parts like batteries and A/C units and holding tanks is not actually doing that out of the goodness of their hearts.

Those guys are building their own Prevost conversion. From scratch. They started by stealing Tom’s slides.

[Roscoeapproved]

Well, Buddy,
it seems you have finally come to your senses. However, after much though and pondering of the evidence, I must inform
you that before returning to work, with you being the (almost like boss), I
will require twice the money I was receiving. This action is because Jon has tripled my dues, not once but twice,
requiring me to pay nine times what others are paying. I will also require 6 months of paid vacation
with an unlimited expense account including the cost of fuel. Double time and a half over 40 hours, Triple
time for weekends, clothing allowance, two coffee breaks, with you supplying
the coffee, supplied respiratory protection for when you eat those bean
burritos, supplied lunch, and paid time off to get a weekly manicure to get the
black diesel grime out from under my finger nails.

Being the ultra-efficient
employee that I am, I expect Jeff to readily agree to these common, limited demands.

Fred

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Jeff and Lindsay

91 Marathon XL