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Why Jon Needs An iPhone
An elderly couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.
She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I’m on the toilet. Please advise. -
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If that were Jon, he would probably drop the phone out of surprise because he didn’t remember turning it on and then he would have inadvertently created the latest technology, the I-turd, a non-paperless technology.
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One thing is for sure, I will never be the guy in the stall in the men’s room that is answering and yakking on his phone. However I do hope that when there is someone conducting a phone conversation in the typical men’s room (which is like an echo chamber) and I can create a 100 decibal fart.
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Priceless Jon!
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