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ETLC News
After listening to much hoopla about becoming green and fixing the place up to equal the quality of it’s customer base, ETLC’s CEO (not me) and it’s new ED (me) have comboined forces and brain power to acomplish some amazing things here at ETLC.
Along with the ED title I have now been bestowed the title of Head Horticulturist (yes me)
This, as usual, is a lateral promation meaning (NO PAY INCREASE), actually I don’t get any pay anyway.
Whats wrong with that picture.
So here are a couple of pics of the new garden are at ETLC.
Now for those that don’t want to pay the daily camp ground fee that includes Automatic Rose Pedal Dispencer, Free Water, Free Sewer, Free Electricity, Free Continental Breakfast and compimentary pizza in the evening here is the new Dry Camping area for your conveience.
Also there has been some discussion of providing a pontoon boat over at the marina for guest outings on Telico Lake, more on that in the near future.
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Very nice ED, I even like the dirty rags accompanying the shrubbery.:)
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Buddy…
Congratulations on the “lateral promotion”!! You’re really climbing that corporate ladder!! You guys (and Britany) have reached new heights in not only top flight service, but now adding eye candy to boot!! And the new dry camp area (just in time for the October seminar, no less) just simply rocks!! (Pun intended). How soon do you expect to have the cable TV at the sites installed?? Or is that still in “Executive Negotiation” between you & the CEO??
Seriously, looks good. Just don’t get busy with your other extensive ED duties & forget to water and talk nice to each of them every day. It gets pretty warm there this time of year, and we would hate to see any of them “cooked in the squat” when everyone shows up in Oct.
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Buddy,
Scoure flebay and craigs list for a large popcorn machine and a LARGE Margaritta machine for customer use while waiting for those gold plated oil changes. The more they eat and drink the less the shock of the invoice will hit them. You could give the first 2 drinks away free and once they are hooked chatge $15 a piece in cash direct to the ED / Head Horticulturist (HH) / Booze provider (BP). Now you have all the fuel money you need.
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Free breakfast & free pizza …
Buddy might as well pick out a nearby plot in the corner of ETLC for his ashes next, since I doubt he can ever find a better job with the same benefits 🙂
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Provide the Budweisher and I’m in. Permanent.
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All wonderful suggestions, will put on the list for future consideration.
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After Popcorn and Beer, I wouldn’t care what the ticket on coach is.
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Good job Buddy !! Looks really nice… looks like visits to ETLC are just going to keep getting better and we already thought they were perfect !!
Cheers… Diane
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You do such a wonderful job Buddy! It is greatly appreciated! I have been here for two years and haven’t yet been able to claim a Title at all! So kudos to you!
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And, I noticed Buddy outside this afternoon washing the wheels of a really good looking coach. Maybe He even washed the entire coach before or after I drove by. Is this also one of his duties here at ETLC? If so, ours could use some attention too.
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Yes, washing and waxing were part of my job description when I signed my contract but my list of customers is taking me well into the summer of 2019.
The list is so long because that is part of the complemtery services here at ETLC, (that I ldon’t get paid for either).
P. S. Greenery was the CEO’s thought, I as a loyal employee just followed orders.
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Very nice upgrade and nice touch of class. Gonna put smiles on our faces when we pull in Thurs. morning for stellar service work. And maybe BBQ with Buddy?
What’s making me nervous is the really cool trailer Jeff just posted for sale at ETLC. Check it out on the ‘For sale’ link above. It looks like an exact match for our bus. I’ll bet Jeff’s gonna tell me I can’t flat tow the Wrangler anymore for some totally-beyond-my-comprehension technical reason. Or he’ll weld the Jeep to the trailer bed.
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Where is ED when we need him. He will have a cow when he gets back and see’s his beautification project gone to hell in such a short time.
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I did not look at that the same way. I saw in the above photo a memorial to dead exhaust tips. It was very touching.
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