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Tim, We Need You
Tim, we need some investigation work done around here and quickly!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, after returning from Dallas last night it was dark so I didn’t notice what had taken place while I was gone.
My Sat dish was missing and my two chrome tag wheels and tires were missing, Yetter’s mirrors are gone, even the BlueBird accross the parking lot is missing a bay door.
The Millennium parked next to me has no awnings, Wade’s former bus, the 97 Liberty 40′ has no generator and the Marathon two coaches over is missing both roadside slides, I mean the whole slide. Nothing but wires hanging out the side of the coach.
Jeff’s new tilt trailer is gone and supprisingly Tom and Nancy are gone. Not pointing any fingers but we all know how Tom likes to have spare parts.
Spare parts ? then what are the two slides for, oh thats right he doesn’t have any so ……. not pointing at anyone but…..
P. S. Jeff’s stainless grill he keeps around by the office door is also gone.
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Buddy:
I can’t imagine what things are like at Jeff Rowe’s East Tennesse Luxury Coach and RV Resort with both The Godfather and The Ayatollah there. I’d keep a low profile and don’t get in anybody’s way!
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Buddy, since you are at “Prevost Central” the list of likely suspects is mind boggling, could be anyone!
Now I suck at Clue, but isn’t there a new member with a Beaver coach looking for upgrades parked somewhere on the grounds? Might be worth your time to take a looksee.(-: ………………… If it’s not him, it’s gotta be Fred……….
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Fred was high on my suspect list since his employment was terminated !!
Didn’t think about Jeff collecting a cache of used parts in order to better accomadate some of his customers and make an obscene profit margin.
I will check the parts room Monday AM as soon as Time gets here.
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Buddy, Dan it Twern’t me. I am home with my coach sitting up in the air on some really nice ramps. Everything underneath is good, ‘sept a small rusty hole in the DD tail pipe. I don’t need slides since I have 2 already. Now if a couple of Trace 4000 inverters were gone and eight 4D Lifelines were missing, then I could be considered a prime suspect. If you see a couple of newly rebuilt Trace 4000s sitting around, slip them out the front gate and give me a call. I can be there in about 9 hours.
It seems amazing that Tom could get all of that missing stuff on that 20 foot stainless tilting trailer unless you are talking about the 26 footer that I drove half way across Tennessee to pick up. He probably got help stacking it from a guy near Knoxville with the initials Jon. I feel sorry for Nancy having to drive the jeep all the way back home since Tom is pulling the trailer with the bus.
Sincerly,
Innocent Fred
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If this crap could be harvested, Jon’s garden would have tomato’s the size of melons.
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All I know is when I got my new tires put on I happened to notice once of the coaches was sitting on its rims. Now that the ED has shown there might be a pattern to what is going on I am thinking ETLC may be a pyramid scheme.
Is it possible ETLC is using parts from earlier customer coaches left in their care to repair coaches brought in at a later date? I seem to recall the guys in the shop saying something like having to get components from a shop called Midnight Auto Parts.
But then again knowing a lot of the characters that hang around that place it may turn out this whole thing might be more newsworthy than we realize. We just might be onto the biggest chop shop in history.
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Buddy…maybe Google Earth can get you a close up of Tom’s place so you can check for your missing rims and all the other stuff….??
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Darn it Dan, did you really think I’d not notice that crack about “isn’t there a new member with a Beaver Coach looking for upgrades parked somewhere on the grounds?” That’s outrageous and I’m calling for Jon and/or Tom to sanction you fourth width! Even fifth width would work for me!I told you “My Beaver Coach came with slides”!
Sheesh, when you think you know a guy!
Harry
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Fred I will find you two inverters for 4 ramps, is that a deal.
Jon if I were you I would check the tire dates Jeff put on your coach last week, just a thought.
Harry I know you haven’t met me yet but believe me these guys love everybody but get ready, it’s just getting started.
You will fit right in with this group.
Glad you got here, maybe I will still be here when you come back, I have to find a torch to cut the logging chain Jeff has around my drive axel.
We’ll have a private conversation and I will tell you the ones to look out for. (All of them)
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I’m sure there are days when Jeff misses the day when he was a “one-man shop” and he didn’t have to worry about all the strange characters running around ETLC.
Of course, now that ETLC can afford its own ED, he no doubt has the payroll for a private investigator to account for the shady souls running about during the dark of night!
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