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I spent the morning with Jon, can you say Ahhhhh!!
Not knowing where you’re reading this tome, I feel it necessary to give you every opportunity to be seated or at least at some semblance of rest. What I have to tell you is not something to be taken easily so remember I’ve given you warning. I’ll give you a little time to collect yourself before imparting the news!
There was a coach in Lenoir City, TN that was not too far from Jon and he asked, begged me actually, to come along? No doubt to learn as much as he could from me so he could come back to the forum and repeat what I said as his own.
Fortunately for me I had already spoken to Jim Lane the day before. For anyone not knowing Jim, he is the foremost authority on the Beaver Prevost Bus! As an aside I found it fascinating that the very coach I’m picking up on Thursday is the very same floor plan Jim had! That’s pretty wild if you ask me, how great it was for Jim to go through the pictures with me and knew exactly where everything was and what it did. Extremely fortunate for me that I can tell you for sure!
I did learn one thing from Jon that I did not know and that is before taking a Prevost bus on a test drive you have to rotate the air in the tires. It took me a couple hours but come on, that bicycle pump is no easy thing!
I hope you guys are settled in because here we go… Jon was there with his black flip-phone and it was working!!! Now you tell me, are you happy you sat down or what? I have another thing almost equally astounding! If you’ve gotten up by all means sit back down! In my conversation with Jim, he said “in the ear of the Beaver Coach, the Beaver Coach was the best conversion on the market! Here I am sitting with Jon in a restaurant with a hot cup of coffee when Jon said “I agree”! After almost scalding myself and coughing and hacking I finely said “what”? And again I hear him say loud enough to be heard at the next table “I agree”! Wow, Liberty Coach may have to shut their doors. Jon, the grand – exalted – imperial – omnipotent – stomper of all that is Liberty Coach says “I agree”! I will not say I saw pigs fly, but I heard the squealing and you can quote me on that!
Yes indeed, I can truly say that meeting Jon was a truly underwhelming experience and my wife said she really doesn’t want me going out to play with him anymore! Jon and I were standing in the coach with the dealer and the dealer asked how long we’ve known each other and Jon says “we just met today but I’ve never liked him”! Maybe that will give you a little idea of how the morning went!
Look, I shouldn’t be telling stories out of school, but when Jon came to meet me he was driving his red Corvette. He said on the way there he heard this thumpady-thump-thump, thumpady-thump-thump, thumpady-thump-thump! He says “do you know what it was? And I said Jon I don’t have a clue, what was it? He said “I had a flat tire”! Then he tells me he got out on the side of the road and changed it, gets back in the car and starts off and again hears thumpady-thump-thump, thumpady-thump-thump, thumpady-thump-thump! He says “do you know what it was”? I said good heavens Jon did you another flat? And he says, “No, I changed the wrong tire”!
In truth, something that disturbs me greatly as it pertains to Jon, he has been an incredible mentor and helpful beyond all forms of reason. Having him with me to check out this coach was invaluable to me. And getting to meet him and spend a few hours together was indeed a, honor. You have my gratitude sir! Frankly I thought getting down on one knee and kissing his ring was a little much.
HJ
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